Farls

Today we interview a man who has been involved in the mafia gaming world for over two years. Having started at TMB and later graduating on to ML, he can be considered a veteran of the mafia world. Read on to discover more about the man we know as Farls

Paxman says:

Name/Age/Location/Sex?

Daniel says:

Danny/27/Germany/male

Paxman says:

Marital status?

Daniel says:

recently enaged lol

Paxman says:

wow congratulations!

Daniel says:

thanks bro

Paxman says:

Profession?

Daniel says:

im a printer by trade, i print nightclub flyers

Paxman says:

cool, how long have you been involved in the mafia world Danny?

Daniel says:

ive been involved for a couple of years on and off, like everyone i think i first started on TMB

Paxman says:

I see, how did you first find out about TMB?

Daniel says:

hmm long time ago, iwas probaly bored and was just

surfing the net for games to play and stumbled upon it by accident

Paxman says:

what families/unions were you involved with in TMB?

Daniel says:

i was with a guy called raider in a family and we joined up with pissheads, he helped me alot in TMB, and thats where i know Mr Blonde from

Paxman says:

ah cool..what do you like/dislike about TMB?

Daniel says:

what i dislike about it is theres thousands of people registered and you can never find anyone to talk to, whereas in ML, its alittle bit smaller but its quite a close group, theres always people you know online at any time

Paxman says:

I see.. and likes?

Daniel says:

haha dont really play it now, so i cant of liked that much about it

Paxman says:

lol good point.. Nowadays, which are the main games you play?

Daniel says:

i just play ML now, havnt really got time to be playing more than one and ML is my favorite

Paxman says:

aside from the people to talk to, what do you like about ML?

Daniel says:

i like the style of play, everythings straight forward, theres no hassle to playing it

Paxman says:

Ok now moving on to your personal ML story, tell us what round you started and who you’ve rolled with since then..

Daniel says:

i started in round 5 with the renegades, with DJ and yoh boo but swapped and changed to different familys until i settled in the tarallo union

Paxman says:

What has been your favourite round in ML and why?

Daniel says:

my favourite round was 2 rounds ago, cos after all the time ive been playing i finally won a medal, just the killers medal, but its always nice to have atl east one haha

Paxman says:

nice..

Who are your best friends and worst enemies on ML?

Daniel says:

hmm lots of friends

you lol

shawn, zero, yohboo, blondie, kill, too many to name and i havnt really got any enemies to be honest, people mite not like me but hey, i aint bothered haha

its all fun at the end of the day

Paxman says:

yes thats true!

On average, how many hours a day do you spend on ML?

Daniel says:

haha that depends, some days i can be on from anything upto 8 or 9 hours a day, but id say i play on average at least 5 hours a day

Paxman says:

What part of this time do you enjoy most? Is it the talking, wars, collecting, planning or something else?

Daniel says:

yeah as i said the people make the game for me, theres loads of different characters from different countries, but i also like wars as well, bloody baby union hehe

Paxman says:

haha..

What do you think makes mafia games so addictive?

Daniel says:

well for me, i come on when i have spare time, i have a kid so i spend as much time at home as i can and not go out on the piss with my mates all the time, so for me its the convenience of having something to do, haha dont know if that answered your question lol, but i think its addictive to some people cos its the fantasy of being someone else for a couple of hours, someone ur really nothing like

in real life

Paxman says:

ah i see.. a form of escapism?

Daniel says:

yeah i think so, chance to be part of something, like the mafia or a gang

Paxman says:

have you been involved with the mafia in any way in real life?

Daniel says:

haha no mate, been in football gangs, but thats another story lol

Paxman says:

haha ok..

Ok now moving on to something about the man behind the Farls mask, feel free to answer these questions in as much or as little detail as you like..

Daniel says:

ok

Paxman says:

When were you happiest?

Daniel says:

obviously when my daughter was born, it will always be the happiest day of my life

Paxman says:

Where would you most like to live?

Daniel says:

Cuba, somewhere warm, where i can sit on a beach in peace and smoke big cigars haha

Paxman says:

What is your most treasured possession?

Daniel says:

my manchester utd shirt haha

Paxman says:

What makes you depressed?

Daniel says:

seeing my family or friends unhappy, i worry about other people more than myself

Paxman says:

What is your favourite word?

Daniel says:

mate

lol

Paxman says:

What is your favourite book?

Daniel says:

Dan brown, da vinci code, thought it was brilliant

Paxman says:

Who would play you in the film of your life?

Daniel says:

hmm good question, probably Jason Statham, he looks a nutter, he could play me in my younger years lol

Paxman says:

What has been your biggest disappointment?

Daniel says:

when Liverpool beat Manchester last week, i was well pissed off

Paxman says:

Have you ever said ‘I love you’ and not meant it?

Daniel says:

haha hmm i think every bloke has to get into some birds knickers

Paxman says:

How do you relax?

Daniel says:

playing ML, reading books or just chilling with my family

Paxman says:

What single thing would improve the quality of your life?

Daniel says:

money would be a big help, not a necessity but obviously it would improve anyones quality of life

Paxman says:

What is your most unappealing habit?

Daniel says:

biting my finger nails, always chewing the bloody things

Paxman says:

How often do you have sex?

Daniel says:

haha personal!!! as often as my gf will let me have it

Paxman says:

How would you like to be remembered?

Daniel says:

just to be remembered for a normal down to earth bloke

Paxman says:

What is the most important lesson life has taught you?

Daniel says:

dont worry about anything, it always turns out ok in the end

Paxman says:

If you could edit your past, what would you change?

Daniel says:

probably from being 14 to 20 haha, i was a bit of a bad lad at that age, but everyone has to grow up sometime

Paxman says:

To whom would you most like to say sorry and why?

Daniel says:

my brother, he died in a car crash when i was 16 and we had fallen out before he died, never got the chance

Paxman says:

What keeps you awake at night?

Daniel says:

bloody everything, im a really light sleeper, every noise i hear wakes me up

Paxman says:

Ok some final questions about ML to wrap things up..Is there any particular feature you would like to see implemented by admin?

Daniel says:

cant think any off the top of my head mate, but i think the games going really well, theres features added and some taken away but im sure they will find a balance that keeps most people happy

Paxman says:

Would you like to take this opportunity to personally thank anyone on ML?

Daniel says:

yeah id like to thank all tarallo members for working together, oviously voo and shawn are the big players, but the other players in the union work hard too.

Paxman says:

Is there anything else you would like to get off your chest about ML, mafia gaming or the universe in general?

Daniel says:

haha nah mate, im all good, just chilled out with things and content

Paxman says:

ok.. finally, how do you respond to the people on the game who all say you are ML’s Mr Nice?

Daniel says:

haha thanks

Paxman says:

lol it took you a long time to type those two words

Daniel says:

i wrote a long story and thought ahh fuck it, that will do lol

Paxman says:

haha.. ok well as proof of your niceness, do I have permission to reproduce at the end of this interview your rap posted on the game message board followed by the apology posted straight after?

Daniel says:

haha yeah no probs mate lol, i was drunk when i did that lol

Paxman says:

hehe ok well thank you very much Farls its been a pleasure interviewing you

Daniel says:

thanks alot for interviewing me mate, hope its interesting enough lol

Farls’ rap:

listen to you all

u probaly hang around scratching your balls in the mall

thinking your thugs and ganstas

while really your all mugs and wankas

living life on the street, saying ya all packing heat

more like you work at mc donalds really selling meat!!

Apologia:

haha thought id have a go lol, no offence meant by what i said lol